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Cubaking · Jul 31, 2010, 12:21 PM

As you know Michel and Angelica are related to the First Vice President of Cuba and Michel is now the number one " Oil Spill Spotter " on a Mig 29 . Thre main reason is his " Made in China " polarized transition scuba mask which I purchased in the Port Alberni Salvation Army for $ 4. 94. Also in his flight pack is swim fins and an " Elian Designed " inner tube just in case the U.S. Air Force shoots down his Mig 29 .
He also has a compass in his " Snoopy " head gear . The compass is a " Mickey Mouse Disneyland " orginal . Michel does not want to end up in the land of Uncle " Rip Van Winkle " as Elian did !!!
Angelica always packs Michel emergency sea rations of Chop Suey , Chow Mein , Chicken Fried Rice and War Won Ton Soup . Michel's Russian made flight jacket always has it's pockets ful of wild B.C. smoked sockeye salmon .

Shooter · Jul 31, 2010, 12:34 PM

Can those masks spot the salmon running too ?

Cubaking · (This post was last modified: Jul 31, 2010 12:43 PM by Cubaking.)

Those masks work great for seeing salmon either under or above the water. New cost + - $ 100.00 !!!

http://www.aqua-gear.com/Goggles-and-Masks-c40.html

Cubasicastrono · Jul 31, 2010, 01:36 PM

Get them out of Cuba you old fool, Angelica will end up servicing tourists and Michael will end up in Miami in A Raft so he can send money back.

mariconson · (This post was last modified: Jul 31, 2010 02:40 PM by mariconson.)

WHERE is the mother of these children? WHo is she?
Does she exist?

Cubasicastrono · Jul 31, 2010, 09:42 PM

Not sure if the kids exist either, LOL

Cubaking · Aug 03, 2010, 04:31 PM

Michel has received a promotion - he is now pilot !!! Elian has replaced Michel as spotter on Michel's MIG - 29 !!!

mariconson · Aug 03, 2010, 05:15 PM

What does their mother say about all this?
She must be proud as hell with her offspring.
Artificial insemination has merits !

Cubaking · Aug 03, 2010, 05:23 PM

For photos of Michel " The Mig King " Robinson :::
http://family.webshots.com/album/576092217QGmrIa

Cubaking · Aug 04, 2010, 01:05 PM

Elian wants sea rations of - Big Macs - Chocolate Milk and Crazy Cookies ???

Cubaking · Aug 05, 2010, 12:16 PM

Angelica Robinson is very mad and told Elian - " If you continue to eat and drink U.S. junk food you will glow in the dark and act like Steve " Pop Can King " YYZ - everyone one will laugh at you !!! "

mariconson · Aug 05, 2010, 07:52 PM

Why doesn't the CUBAN invisible mother feed them rice and beans?

Cubaking · Aug 06, 2010, 12:11 PM

Elian emaied Angelica :::
Dear Angelica :::
Yes - Angelica you are 100 % correct about U.S. junk food and i am now in a recovery program. For my penance I am giving you my " Charlie Brown " wrist watch for you to wear for life. I will be forever greatful for your positive guidance and I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Bye the way - Angelica - would you like to go with me to the Royal Cuban Air Force Officiers Disco tonight ?
All the best - Love Elian O.C.E.