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Cuban athlete names are ... unusual
By ANNE-MARIE GARCIA and WILL WEISSERT, Associated Press
Mar 29, 2007

HAVANA - Major League Baseball gave us Van Lingle Mungo, Mickey Klutts, Urban Shocker and Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish. Many a big leaguer has been known as much for his screwball name as his prowess on the diamond.

But in the World Series of weird baseball names, Cuba is a real contender.

Never mind nicknames like that of the Mets' Orlando Hernandez — "El Duque" or "The Duke." This competition is among the names given to players like Danger Guerrero and Vicyohandri Odelin by their own parents.

The latter is pronounced something like "Big Joe Henry," but when he starred in the World Baseball Classic, the right-hander proved as tough on announcers as he was on hitters.

"They call me Villo," Odelin shrugs. "It's easier."

Then there's Yulieski Gourriel, the 22-year-old star second baseman on the island's national team, whose big brother Yunieski plays center field. Their mother figured that name was such a hit, she changed just one letter when Yulieski came along.

Cuban law once required that children be named after saints, but the communist government long ago abolished that rule. Today, only the names of stars, objects, jobs and animals are prohibited.

American pitcher Roger Clemens has four children whose names begin with K, after the strikeout symbol. Had he been Cuban, he might have gone with names beginning with Y.

One of Cuba's best-known journalists and broadcasters, the late Eddy Martin, once said he counted 400 Cuban baseball players whose names started with the alphabet's next-to-last letter. And while Y names are common in allied Russia, it remains a mystery why Cuban parents would be attached to them.

"Yuniel, Ynieski, Yulieski, Yolexis, Yuslan, Yoanni, Yumiel, Yadel, Yunieski, Yulieski, Yolexis, Yuslan, Yoanii, Yumiel, Yadel, Yonelki, Yunior, Yusded, Yinier, Yusnel, etc.," Martin once ticked off in an interview.

That's particularly remarkable in a Spanish-speaking country, where words beginning with Y, pronounced as a soft J, are otherwise rarely heard. The definitive dictionary of Spain's Royal Academy includes only about 250 words that start with Y, many of them borrowed from foreign languages.

"Now to the plate comes another impossible name," Martin often muttered during broadcasts. Most listeners believed he was only half kidding.

Norge Luis Vera, a pitcher for the eastern city of Santiago, owes his name to a brand of refrigerator. No one seems sure where Odrisamer Despaigne of Havana's Industriales — Cuba's answer to the New York Yankees — got his name.

Jokel Gil, a catcher who joined the Industriales this season, complains that no one ever knows how to spell his name, but adds, "At least they are talking about me!"

And with a name like "Danger," Guerrero could easily be an action star. He says his parents noticed the word in various places and saddled him with it. Whether they fully understood its meaning is unclear.

Some parents invent new spellings for U.S. names. Santiago's center fielder is Adward Laverdeza. Others put their own spin on common monikers, like Leugim Barroso, an outfielder for Havana's second-tier Metropolitanos squad, whose name is Miguel spelled backward.

That practice is not exclusively Cuban. The first name of Los Angeles Dodgers infielder Nomar Garciaparra, a California native of Mexican heritage, is 'Ramon' in reverse.
Sorry Ochoa I didn't mean to jump on your post.

I'll see if I can get mine removed
Here's another weird baseball name:

Yoandy Garlobo - Designated Hitter for Team Cuba, World Baseball Classics 2006.  
Currently playing for Team Matanzas in the National Series, with a .480 batting average.

Here's a pic of Yoandy autographing my son's jersey !
It was an honor to have him visit our games.
He actually sat in our dugout as oppossed to the Cuban kids dugout.
Classy indeed !

BH
And here's a pic with Yoandy getting mobbed by the Cuban kids for autographs.  The Cuban kids were allowed to visit our dugout only after Yoandy signed all our kids stuff first.

Tourism apratheid is alive and well in Cuba.

Supercuban

Sometimes a mother will pick a name from goods sent to them in boxes with labels.

During the Mariel Boat lift I volunteer to fill out applications for refugee status of the cubans arriving , Yulieski and such names were common, but I saw some name Kotex Guerrero, Tampon Hernandez, Cocacola Perez.
This is real guys Am not making this up, I had to crack when I had one guy name Chevy and his brother was Ford Suarez. LMAO
"""Kotex Guerrero"" ?????

What has that bastard done to my country???
The unusual-first-name-phenomenon is kind of similar to that seen in the U.S. black community: Laquisha, Shaniqua, Tawanda, Lemonjello, Orangejello (Lemon and Orange Jello respectively). My sister-in-law is an ER nurse in a county hospital here in Mpls and she always has a good 'name' story to tell (like a little kid called 'Your Majesty'). Also family lore has it that when my mother was in the hospital after having me the woman who shared her room was overheard saying she wanted to name her daughter 'Vagina' because she had "heard that word a lot and thought it was pretty" :vomit_smiley_011:
soy yo Wrote:"heard that word a lot and thought it was pretty"

Does the "it" being pretty refer to the word vagina or the actual vagina?
Dios Mio. I can't handle this s*&t with those stupid Cuban names. Drives me insane.

The funny part is if your name is Yotuel, everyone in the family will have a different stinking spelling for the guy's name.

Then they tell you, "los nombres no tienen falta de autografia". Oh REALLY?

I guess I will just spell Michael, J-u-a-n. There!
Buena H, Yoandy is wayyyyyy cute, is that a cleft in his chin? wooooo, when chicos have that special mark, I get unglued. Okay, I will wait in line for his autograpfia. No matter what his name is. I luv the trippy names in Cuba.
Personally i like Cuban names, because I think that at least we can come up with different names... Our names are unique. If you look at typical American names, you hear, "John, Amanda, Jessica, the occasional kristy, christine...". i mean, I bet you know like 4 people with that same name. It's kinda like, Oh hi, it's another John, whoo hoo:gives22:..ur parents didnt put much thought in given you your name. Cuban names aren't all, "JUAN" BY THE WAY. I cant think of any cubans by the name of Juan. A typical Cuban name is Carlos.

xxcasa

Princesa895 Wrote:Personally i like Cuban names, because I think that at least we can come up with different names... Our names are unique. If you look at typical American names, you hear, "John, Amanda, Jessica, the occasional kristy, christine...". i mean, I bet you know like 4 people with that same name. It's kinda like, Oh hi, it's another John, whoo hoo:gives22:..ur parents didnt put much thought in given you your name. Cuban names aren't all, "JUAN" BY THE WAY. I cant think of any cubans by the name of Juan. A typical Cuban name is Carlos.

personally i think that cubans come up with such fucked up names because they only have a limited freedom of expression and they use it to screw up their kids life....on the other hand , if they had more important things to do and think about ....you would have alot more jorges in this world
just like my kids name, jorge....like me , like my father and like his grandfather,.....who gives a Fk about a name? when there are important things to do !
You know what, what my parents chose to name me and the fact that i dont give a Fk what anyone else thinks is enough for me. I'll give you that one about names. And my parents did a good do job taking me the Fk out of cuba and giving me freedom so i can come on this web site and say whatever the Fk i want about ur rude inconsiderate do. there are people dying in my country and kids growing up without milk and u blah blah blah about limited expression and thereby giving thier kids fucked up names. At least someone allowed u freedom of speech, but obviously someone never taught u respect.

something my parents who wanted to screw up my life taught me, thank you very much.



xxcasa Wrote:
Princesa895 Wrote:Personally i like Cuban names, because I think that at least we can come up with different names... Our names are unique. If you look at typical American names, you hear, "John, Amanda, Jessica, the occasional kristy, christine...". i mean, I bet you know like 4 people with that same name. It's kinda like, Oh hi, it's another John, whoo hoo:gives22:..ur parents didnt put much thought in given you your name. Cuban names aren't all, "JUAN" BY THE WAY. I cant think of any cubans by the name of Juan. A typical Cuban name is Carlos.

personally i think that cubans come up with such fucked up names because they only have a limited freedom of expression and they use it to screw up their kids life....on the other hand , if they had  more important things to do and think about ....you would have alot more jorges in this world
just like my kids name, jorge....like me , like my father and like his grandfather,.....who gives a Fk about a name? when there are important things to do !

Susan

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit." -Aristotle"

"my parents did a good do job taking me the Fk out of cuba"

" and giving me freedom so i can come on this web site and say whatever the Fk i want"

"about ur rude inconsiderate do."

"thereby giving thier kids fucked up names."

"At least someone allowed u freedom of speech, but obviously someone never taught u respect."

"something my parents who wanted to screw up my life taught me, thank you very much."

Well I'll say this, they were consistant in teaching you words that begin with F.
Susan Wrote:"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit." -Aristotle"

"my parents did a good do job taking me the Fk out of cuba"

" and giving me freedom so i can come on this web site and say whatever the Fk i want"

"about ur rude inconsiderate do."

"thereby giving thier kids fucked up names."

"At least someone allowed u freedom of speech, but obviously someone never taught u respect."

"something my parents who wanted to screw up my life taught me, thank you very much."

Well I'll say this, they were consistant in teaching you words that begin with F.


Actual, since her parents were Cubans and SPANISH is the language of the Cuban people (in case you did not know that) if it was her parents who taught her to swear, the word they would have taught her to use was "Coño".... not "Fk".
My guess is that she learned the "f word" in your American school system.Icon_sad
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