Apr 26, 2010, 07:25 AM
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude the hypnotist
>> exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotize
>> each and every member of the audience.'
>>
>> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
>> pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light.
>>
>> Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this
>> antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
>> generations.'
>>
>> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
>> 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.'
>>
>> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
>> shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
>> swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
>> fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
>>
>> 's*&t!' said the hypnotist.
>>
>> It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center.
>> exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotize
>> each and every member of the audience.'
>>
>> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
>> pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light.
>>
>> Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this
>> antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
>> generations.'
>>
>> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
>> 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.'
>>
>> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
>> shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
>> swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
>> fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
>>
>> 's*&t!' said the hypnotist.
>>
>> It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center.