One year ago a friend of mine met a girl in La Habana, very beatiful girl but very very jinetera. Needless to say, the poor bastard married the girl and brought her home. I met her on one of my trips and i diden`t like her at all because of the way she behave. After she arrived here, me and my wife have tried to avoid having any contact at all.
Yesterday we made a party and we invited all of our friends and it would have been very strange not to invite this couple.
Once she got a minute alone with my wife she started speaking bad about me, she told my wife that i had once tried to hit at her but as "she beeing a woman and knowing her side" she sent me pa`la pinga. My wife did not want to make any teatro on that moment so she diden`t tell me anything at that moment. I did noticed however that she gave her a very cold shoulder for the rest of the evening.
My wife wanted to "partir la cara de ella" but since there were children at present she had to calm down. This is not the first time I have experienced los chismes de cubanas but I have to say that this is pretty far out.
Obviesley she is trying to get something out of this, what it can be only God knows,
I actually think that x% of jinieteras have evolved into putas.
The original jinieteras weren't professional hookers. Then, the ones that stayed in the game, they turned into such.
Once a perro always a perro :bf::stroke:
Bogey Wrote:I actually think that x% of jinieteras have evolved into putas.
The original jinieteras weren't professional hookers. Then, the ones that stayed in the game, they turned into such.
Actually I think you are right, the first ones I ran into was just normal girls helping their family.
Ha ha, you can't laid for a can of sardines or a pack of smokes anymore :stroke:
Sadist Wrote:Ha ha, you can't laid for a can of sardines or a pack of smokes anymore :stroke:
my first trip I got laid just for taking a girl out. (to discos she'd never been and could never hope to get into, since cover was like $5)
or taking her to a pool.
she fucked my brains out. Never asked for a dime, until the morning I was leaving, whereupon she asked for money for the bus to go home.
there was little that mercenary about it. There was a physical attraction and she got to feel good when with me, by virtue of being able to do things and see things she otherwise would not.
my Spanish was rudimentary at best. We communicated with the help of an electronic translator she got from a friend.
of course I was younger and more handsome back then
If I only knew THEN what I know NOW.
All women are either good or bad until they want to be; so are men.
Your wife had every reason to throw her out OF HER OWN HOUSE. There is NO WAY a woman is coming into my house and make me feel uncomfortable.
There are ways to get someone to leave without making a scene. All she had to do was go up to her, take her to the side, and tell her "get the fuck out of my house".
You would be surprised how well that works.
Es mejor colorado una ves que verde e amarillo todo los dias! I live by that philosphy.
Mercy Wrote:All women are either good or bad until they want to be; so are men.
Your wife had every reason to throw her out OF HER OWN HOUSE. There is NO WAY a woman is coming into my house and make me feel uncomfortable.
There are ways to get someone to leave without making a scene. All she had to do was go up to her, take her to the side, and tell her "get the fuck out of my house".
You would be surprised how well that works.
Es mejor colorado una ves que verde e amarillo todo los dias! I live by that philosphy.
I think you are right Mercy, but I think she also was very shocked both by the accusations and the nerve of that woman.
I`m glad nothing happened, it woulden`t be pretty you know, after all she is a tunera.
Just curious.
What happens when you get a Cubana angry ?
Maybe Gord would know.....
Cabroncito. (I would have picked a different Moniker. Cabron in Cuba means you have been cheated on and have accepted it). But, on to better stuff....
I had a baby shower here at my house for my sister in law. My mother in law decided to bring her hair dresser (who got off the boat about 2 weeks ago), along with her daugher (lived in Miami), and granddaughter.
To make a long story short, her daughter drank about 1/2 a bottle of Grey Goose vodka with Red Bull, and was shamelessly flirting with all the men. The women came to complain to me. Then I saw her touching Arnaldo. :scream: Her mother had left, and left her at my house drunk as a skunk with the little granddaughter.
I went over there, took her to a corner, told her to pick up her shit and get the fuck out of my house. (she spoke english). When I saw her stuttering, I told her, "Apurate maestra que te veo lenta".
My father in law took her home and she vomitted all over her car.
Case in point, if you piss off a Cubana, she ain't gonna take it very well.
I find it amusing that the complaints came from women, not from the men
anyways, I'm thinking about your phrase...
hurry up teacher, you're looking slow.
obviously I know what you're saying, but I'm wondering what EXACTLY that would mean or what colloqialism you're trying to use.
perhaps the only thing worse than a pissed off cubana would be a pissed off puertoriquena. I hear those bitches are CRAZY!
Pissed off women? Thats when a stern pimp hand comes in....S-M-A-C-K!
right on your privates dear! S M A C K
Bogey Wrote:I find it amusing that the complaints came from women, not from the men
anyways, I'm thinking about your phrase...
hurry up teacher, you're looking slow.
obviously I know what you're saying, but I'm wondering what EXACTLY that would mean or what colloqialism you're trying to use.
perhaps the only thing worse than a pissed off cubana would be a pissed off puertoriquena. I hear those bitches are CRAZY!
Bogey, just when I thought you were really a Cubanaso, you dissapoint me. The "oye maestra/o" is used very widely in Cuba. I heard it all over the place. It's better than saying "compan~ero".
Mercy Wrote:Cabroncito. (I would have picked a different Moniker. Cabron in Cuba means you have been cheated on and have accepted it). But, on to better stuff.
Are you sure that`s the only meaning you can think of Mercy?