The Green Screen

Newest addition to my family.

Max has a fondness for these things too..



Of course, he had to post something 'a la cat'.

The Laws of Cat Physics


Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside
force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to
change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion
to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in
which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as
uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top
that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum
amount of human foot traffic.

Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will,
therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and
take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot
in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible
nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the
amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section
of an unsuspecting, reclining human.

Law of Fluid Displacement
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount
of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human
expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

What a beautiful kitten.

I just lost my beloved Avy a few months ago. I got her when she would just fit in the palm of my hand. She had polystistic kidney disease and died at age 11.





AK

Cat person. That explains everything.

pblee Wrote:Cat person. That explains everything.

And proud of it.


AK

Thanks AK, sorry to hear you lost your beautiful cat. Pets are a good thing, unconditional love (welll cats are abit different that way, they have their own path to follow).

Pblee, my son is a big strapping 6'1" 26 year old, rough and tough, but turns to mush when Max is around.

Actually this is his and his girlfriend's cat, until they find a place that takes cats, Max is just a temporary fixture (although I still feel deep down, he is 'my' cat). So I will enjoy the time I have with this feisty kitty (how do you make them stop biting, jeje). Dogs seem so understand "NO" better than cats do.

That would make a nice meal to a family in Cuba, they say cat tastes like rabbit ?

Here is a pic of my angels laying eggs. This pair has been producing eggs for about 2 years now, once a month.




AK

angelking Wrote:What a beautiful kitten.

I just lost my beloved Avy a few months ago. I got her when she would just fit in the palm of my hand. She had polystistic kidney disease and died at age 11.




AK

So sorry to hear about your loss! I know how hard that is. Hope you're doing ok.

Ahhhhhh Muskie bait. Works good for the BIG ones.

Man...everytime I go back and look at those pics.....ahh...never mind.


AK

soy yo Wrote:

angelking Wrote:What a beautiful kitten.

I just lost my beloved Avy a few months ago. I got her when she would just fit in the palm of my hand. She had polystistic kidney disease and died at age 11.




AK

So sorry to hear about your loss! I know how hard that is. Hope you're doing ok.

Cubasicastrono Wrote:That would make a nice meal to a family in Cuba, they say cat tastes like rabbit ?

Who is "they"?

Cubans of course. Did you think that those jamon y queso sandwiches were made with pork??????? Silly girl!!!!

rainbow Wrote:Cubans of course. Did you think that those jamon y queso sandwiches were made with pork??????? Silly girl!!!!

Kind of hard to make jamon out of a cat. Not enough meat. You obvisously don't know how to make jamon.

Dogs are where it's at. Whoever has the better food gets the cat's "love". Opps.... my mistake.....that's Cubanas I'm thinling of.

pblee Wrote:Dogs are where it's at. Whoever has the better food gets the cat's "love". Opps.... my mistake.....that's Cubanas I'm thinling of.

You forgot Cubanos too. Boys are also known for being boy toys.