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Hey old timer......where are you ???

Calling bob and Ethel.......boB ??

Pepin Gatiesa Wrote:Hey old timer......where are you ???

Calling bob and Ethel.......boB ??

Oh oh.............

My dear Doctor,
I am back here in the wonderful Isle of Man, caught the ferry back from Sancti Spiritus in January. After a refit, I will be returning in May to get it on with Ethel. :bf: By the way, she sends you her love.
Ethel swears that she sees no one else when I am away from Cuba, although I have my doubts. Many times when we are making love (sex is for the lower classes) she cries out, Rico!, I think this must be the name of another lover. I just hope he is not one of those American cissies.
The new house in Sancti is almost ready, fantastic views over next doors pigs and we are having a seat fitted in the bano. You and the misses will be welcome at all times, of course.
There is a landing stage at the rear that can take yachts of about forty foot in lengh. Gordon Brown (the prick in charge of the Fascist UK) assures me that global warming will ensure we will have the sea at our door very soon.
Have to go, just got an email from the Pope asking about ferries to Cuba. I will give him your address my friend.

Kind regards,

boB.

The Pope? I thought the Pope-Mobile could float. Goes to show what I know.

Thank God !!
I thought maybe you were kidnaped by the FARC.  :scream:

Glad to hear you're back safe. Ethel is such a darling. I hope to someday visit you and Ethel in Cuba before the sea moves in.

About the Rico thing.

The word means, rich-tasty-good, all adjectives that describe you pretty well.  Rico as a name was never popular in Cuba even before they started naming their kids all these weird names that start with "Y".  I belive Ethel is trying to communicate to you that she........... likes it.

Your Friend
Pepin

My dear Doctor,thank you for your concern.
I have never been kidnapped, but I was once held by the FARC, my mother said the girls would appreciate it when I got older. She was right.
Thank you also for explaining the "Rico" thing, it would still be nice if Ethel shouted "obB" during our mating.

Mercy,
can you please tell me when the Pope is going to Cuba, Ethel would like him to bring her some money. The paper crosses and self portraits he was selling from his mobile boutique on his last visit were useless, the lizards ate the cross and the picture wasn't big enough to hide the stain in the toilet, she thinks money would be of more use to the family. Thank you.

Kindest regards,

boB

The Pope has money? :zzz:

Mercy Wrote:The Pope has money? :zzz:

The Pope had money. The poor feller has to pay damages regarding some nasty lawsuits. Had the Pope hired a competent lawyer such as Pepin Gatiesa, such a settlement could have been mitigated.