The Green Screen

As some of you may know, Fantasia Ferries LTD had to temporarily suspend service from Key West to Havana-Hemingway due to el maximos state of health.

We are now pleased to announce that service will resume the same day of the "announcement". We are assured by Felipe el Mongo that it wont take much longer. The "problem", he said is that "while the mind comes in and out, his body is all full of shit":poo:. Theres a "Hose" surgically implanted up his ass. Little comes out on "Reflection" days.
Raul doesn't want to change & run like hell while el maximo still breathes.

For our maiden voyage we have a little contest......No charge for the winners. Key West to Havana. The first 99 people that write why they want to go to Cuba are free.

Don't wait, for this service we are taking our newest Ferry that holds 20 people.

I'm sure this entry will be a winner:

I am in great fear that the Evil Witch of the East will weasle her way back into the White house. Thus, I need to relocate for health and wealth reasons.

Please post the new schedule for Fantasia Ferries. I seem to have misplaced my copy.

I haven't heard a word on accomodations yet!

I guessed not much interest in first class travel to Cuba ??

Pepin Gatiesa Wrote:I guessed not much interest in first class travel to Cuba ??

I am still on the "hold at all cost" list in Havana.



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I want to go to Cuba again to hear Salsa music in the streets at dusk. I grew up on an island, riding a ferry, I would prefer to fly on my own. Please donate my ticket to Sancho.

Thank you so much for your generousity.  Being a retiree on a fixed income, I can use the charity.

But keep in mind, the Fantasia ferry is nothing like the ones you have up there.  I have been on the ferries from Vancouver to Victoria (or whatever the town is that is near there) and although they are truly great vessels, they can't match Pepin's majestic ships.

Pepin, save that "Suite Exotica" for me. You know, the one with the great view of the boilers.

Canadaianbird Wrote:I want to go to Cuba again to hear Salsa music in the streets at dusk. I grew up on an island, riding a ferry, I would prefer to fly on my own. Please donate my ticket to Sancho.

I too would like to fly on my own. I'm probably trying too hard, Ihave heard that the trick is to throw yourself toward the ground and miss. Why cannot we have wings, like the birds?

http://www.etn.com.mx/

Here is a great idea for Cuba. First class busses, only 24 passengers per bus.
$105.00 from Mexico DF to Puerto Vallarata.

Do the math Pepin. If your 75% full, your get $1900.00 for a 6 hour trip. Easy revenue of $4000.00 per day less expenses.